Fuck me, I gotta do math?
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Er, it was something involving time travel. Lots of brickwork. A clock maybe? I don’t remember my dreams very well.
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Kind of? It’s not fully resolved yet. Maybe someday it will be.
24. Are your parents strict?
See above ;-)
32. When was the last time you had sex?
Very pointed :-) About a month ago…my wife’s been away since Dragon Con and I miss her.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
While I’d gladly take the million, I would fucking do that for free. Hell, I’d pay someone to let me spend a night somewhere haunted.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
This sorority girl I was sharing a room with in Italy bought this stupid poster of a buff man holding a baby. I drank too much sangria one night and when I got home, vomited directly onto the poster. That’s what I think of your heteronormative dreams.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
The flight attendant friend from Amélie who takes the gnome everywhere, takes photos and is all, “I don’t know why the fuck I’m doing this…”
Thank you for asking me to play.